Posts by Agent X

It’s all manageable
It’s all manageable

"As I’m sure is evident, I could totally be a managing broker. But who wants all that work and responsibility? I can hire people to have those ulcers for me,...

Get outside and roam
Get outside and roam

"Everyone has a favorite neighborhood. For me, it depends on whether or not you would consider a private island a...

The people have chosen
The people have chosen

"As you can probably guess, Agent X is not the best at keeping secrets. Speaking of which, let’s get to the...

iBuy… stuff online
iBuy… stuff online

"When I heard this issue was going to be about some mumbo jumbo called iBuyers, I wasn’t sure what to make of it. They’re apparently not a thing in Chicago yet, so you shouldn’t be embarrassed if you don’t know...

Agent X for president
Agent X for president

"Representing which party, you may be wondering? Well, that’s the tricky part. Like the lovely ladies of the Real Housewives of any city, I prefer not to reveal my political affiliations. Which I guess would make it difficult for me...

Not your average mortgage
Not your average mortgage

"Non-traditional will be on my headstone and atypical is my middle name, so this is right up my alley! Say goodbye to those cookie-cutter deals, because those are a thing of the...

Membership has its privileges
Membership has its privileges

"Now that I’ve revealed some of my secret association memberships (there are a few more I am not allowed to mention; one of them sounds a lot like Lou Malnati…) let’s get on to the important gossip of the...

Take your pumpkin spice and…
Take your pumpkin spice and…

"A friend told me just this morning that he spotted pumpkin spice beverages at our local Dunkin’ Donuts. People, it’s August, which is way too early for pumpkins. And don’t even get me started on all these Halloween decorations rearing...

Standing on the shoulders of giants
Standing on the shoulders of giants

Go impress your friends, and the rest of the team you work with, by spewing inspiring...

Listen, listen to the auctioneer (another, engine)
Listen, listen to the auctioneer (another, engine)

"I totally could’ve been an auctioneer. It’s hard to tell from typing, but I am skilled at speaking really, really fast. Basically, it’s because I have a lot to say at all times, which should come as no...

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